Viger Reacts to Glitch Productions' "Murder Drones Pilot Episode"
The first true to farm horror show that glitch productions is putting out and im very curious to see where this is going, because this isnt, like metal runner, where we had tari thats the sort of connection to the smg4 universe and then sunset paradise again with maggie. The same thing, this is brand new characters, isolated from the main smg4 universe, doing their own thing, so im very curious to see how this is going to go. So with that being said, were going to be reacting to glitch productions. Newest show, murder drones. The pilot episode episode 1 lets see where it goes from here. Three two one go Music: how nice we are worker drones, autonomous robots, helping humans, mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, jc jensen in space very enthusiastic. We were mistreated in the name of windex, but its not like. We revolted and killed all humans or anything mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves, Music. So now with humanity out of the way we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future, oh all, to ourselves. Oh and then, unfortunately, our parent company didnt exactly love the concept of runaway ai, oh boy, Music. This would be disconcerting if it was blood but its oil, so and again why the corpse mountain will never know what have our parents done for the past forever, while those things build. A spire of corpses hide under the ice behind three stupid doors.
Its like were waiting for an inciting incident anyway. Thats. Why my project? Is this sick as hell railgun, easy morons? It doesnt work, yet it doesnt work. Yet, who said it doesnt work? Maybe it does Laughter oozy. The homework was a word problem about buying watermelons, oh and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesnt count, ooh, no plus repressed. Emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric, and is it supposed to be that color ow ew it didnt kill her? Oh, my god that was so bad classic toxic masculinity, chad, thats, never gon na end up problematic. No oh wow uzi. I heard you uh im an angsty teen fad bite me. How do you know my name? People willingly talk to you. Well id say everyone knows. Khans daughter but uh, then you might blow the other half of your face off crippling daddy issues. What are you in for testosterone, too hard im gon na need to go back in this and figure out all the lower bits. Hey those bandages look pretty badass! Oh you gross. I hate that you said that so whats the uh, because hell railgun, spyfi nonsense that super works im sneaking to the murder drone there tonight to get the last spare part. I need to save the world with it and earn my dads respect and stuff, but mostly the world part. Oh, but doesnt. Your dad make awesome doors, so we dont have to uh.
Do that scary, sounding emotionally repressed stuff, no, more feedback on my repression today, im not mad at you by the way, just generally hormonal, which is weird coming from a robot. But here we are its got ta suck when you are the alarm clock and where might you be off to sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that i definitely have Laughter seriously, though? Okay, okay, you caught me: i need to measure the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of door, one because thats the project im working on for school, a big old door just like what my old man built, i want to join the wdf and hide behind doors like cowards, while Playing cards and stuff: well, we dont just play cards. Can you grab a fresh pack? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded. Oh, my gosh at your point well Laughter when you build doors so good good door, good door, theres no need to fight uzi. This is great news here, the wrench i use to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes and to put your mother out of her misery when the murder jones got to her with that night acid. I want you to have it. I can neat therapy is fine. It would be disconcerting if it was not about robots, shes gon na be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of door. One your door, specific destiny awaits uh, wow, okay, im just gon na leave, then because this worked so weirdly well, uh yeah go doors.
They grow up so fast, sweet chili, just a tad Music oops. Oh hello, giant body, mountain ugh, ugh Music, oh hello, oh, and they said pirating. All that anime was useless. Oh oh, its a 30 minute charge on that thing, holy hell suck on that dad. Okay! So you cant kill these things. Could you just slap me with that arm holy crap? It talks yeah, sorry, its just my uh. It kind of hurts hey. Are you new to our squad youre a little uh short? She cant see her im serial designation n nice to meet you im kind of the leader of the squad in this city. Thats, not true. Everyone tells me im useless and terrible im, not supposed to tell you that part biscuits well. Honesty is the best policy. I also cant seem to remember the past three hours of my life but im sure thatll sort itself out, probably uh huh. I uh. I have to go stuck yourself just pop it in your mouth, our saliva neutralizes, the nanites, otherwise id be constantly disassembling myself and by our saliva you mean disassembly right, hey lets go in that landing pod over there sure i love doing anything. Oh, my gosh sweet uh im open to new things. I guess we are never talking about this yeah. What considerate uh repressed uh you mentioned other members of her squad. Are they coming back soon? Oh yeah, two others theyre out hunting for a bit, but youll love them first theres v.
No, no! Please stop feeding my own eggshells in front of my family. Ah, she will Music and yet i still feel nothing crazy. I heard this planet wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially in hospital tonight. Oh god, who are you? He does not even know no worries im in, but a whole letter is a lot to remember true, so obviously, a lot of mutual respect there, but basically i actually kind of have a crush on her. Naturally then theres jay, our leader and youre, worthless and terrible, and if the company allowed it, i would straight up, kill you myself, jays awesome, hey! Let me give you the tour outside of the corps wall. Thingies – and here are the buttons like this isnt, just a landing pod. This is a spaceship. This could get us off the planet more of a one use missile. They never taught us how to land. No, i uh uh the worker drones. We could work with them to fix this, instead of all the murder which uh. Why are we doing that again other than ingesting their warm sweet oil to avoid overheating and dying? I guess i just want to be useful. I was given a job and i always want to try my best and look at all the respect, its gotten. You n, you really think the company isnt going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead. Oh, my, you sure, are rebellious its kind of exciting, but not as fun as uh.
Following the rules – hey theyre back yo, Music yo, we got a worker out there. I kind of want to practice balloon animal shapes with what happened here. Synergistic liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline box, hello. You really think the company isnt going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead. Oh, oh, you know, i left an extremely dangerous weapon, an excuse outside Music. I am out boys thats, not good, hey, fellas ooh deal me in. I love rummy, wait! No im going to murder! Everyone reject Music! Oh that aint good! The doors are open boys um, actually its gin rummy, oh Music, yeah, im, still recharged in there, oh jeezy. So far so im just letting you know im, not nice, knowing you uh, whoever the heck. You were Music. Okay, pretty nice hydraulics huh. What have you done? Oh boy, this time i wont miss im. Sorry, i really enjoyed our time together, but i cant have you shooting v with that thing fight me dad get down. You led a murder drone here my beautiful doors. Now is so not the time i messed up in the same way im about to fix it. Move dad, oh dad point and shoot trust me Music. Dad wow am i dreaming, or did you do something not useless for once ive been trying to get past those doors for months, nice, work and Music? You need name, remember these ventilation.
Shafts can easily get us around this last door, lowest body count eats a missile way to go stud. The companys gon na love this with this colony white, well make top team this quarter for sure you know what that means: Music, oh granted, uh. You know not that i cant wait to keep murdering all these uh, maybe not so actually different from us worker drones. But just out of curiosity, do we actually uh know what the company plans to do with us afterwards. Excuse me, okay, so a worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to uh, escape the planet and stuff which whoa hey thats against the rules. But it is kind of making me question why our pods were only one way in the first place, because you know i get the feeling the company doesnt, actually love, robots and like we might be robots. I made a terrible mistake, its cool. How immediately i could tell no way buddy questioning the company you just finally gave me the excuse. I needed worker drones are corrupted in thats why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well thanks jay, always looking out for me. Youre awesome. Okay, just get that out of him and the new cast member, ah new biscuits, im. Sorry i ruined your card game then made you have an awkward moment with your dad, and i made you rebel like an angsty teen, which got you killed, though you also tried to kill me.
So morality calls this a draw. Yeah good luck with that. For the record, that was the lamest heel face turn in history. Was that supposed to be you switching sides being rebellious is a lot harder than it lets. Thanks for showing me the ropes, nah, no bonding thing, you just killed a bunch of people, idiot thats, super fair. I screwed up in the same way youre about to fix it. I love doing oh geez, so we found our evacuation spot, but if we build a quick door, are you kidding me youre the wdf right defend yeah for real, hey huh, put that conventionally attractive male down, jay youre, sometimes kind of mean to me – and i wish You werent just some constructive criticism, notice, traitor well circle back after i right size, your existence, okay, which one do you want jay, please, too, bad! Good luck, oh Music! Just what do you think the episodes about to end it keeps going? I like this, damn the well made quality assured durability of jc jensens products. Oh right in her eye again my minds in a weird place: hmm come on in you got this plus your new friend im, so so sorry have fun. Repressing this youve got a lot of cuts for a barely sentient toaster ive had praise like that before, but your edgy spirit is just so pink, oh one, more buzzword and ill. Do it holy hell, uzi that was insane and you too uh huh, oh uh, n.
Im, an angsty, rebellious, disassembly drone. Now, oh boy, i brought the murder drones here accidentally, you chose to leave me for dead instead of just freaking, believing in me thats, not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when i said it last week, ill see wheres the other one though i vanish myself lets, Go ann. Everyone here can bite me nice to meet you, mr oozy yeah, thats, that you need a new mug now id join you if the sun didnt kill me hope, youre having important character, growth or something, though i just cant, wait to murder all humans classic robot stuff. I hope theyre sitting pretty there on earth because were coming for them: Music, Laughter, Music – that took a turn Music. So is that, like a turn now that, like shes, got like a virus infection or something or whats the dealio, with that, we will have to figure out an episode too? I guess or just keep going down the episodes until something happens. But i like the direction that this is going. That was very well done and a lot of jokes a lot of action. Some heartfelt moments i like to see this morph id like to see where this goes, and i wan na know more about the murder drone universe. I guess ill have to backtrack into this and just see about the world building and everything but thats it for this. Video on to the plugs check out glitch productions for all the amazing episodes of both metal runners, sunset paradise and now murder drones.
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